Men (6 Truths About Men)

1. Are pedophiles

I once had a man tell me he liked that I looked twelve.

2. “can’t” cook

The fast food industry thrives on single men.

3. Are secretly gay

They prefer the company of other men or young girls, as previously mentioned.

4. Have an addiction  

Gambling, sports, alcohol, video games, weed, meat, sex, etc.

5. Are incompetent

They can’t do anything on their own. 

6. Are constantly contradicting themselves

Nothing they say is true, which is why we have the saying, "Actions speak louder than words."

 

"Not all men but somehow always a man"

Almond Milk and Agave Syrup

I've decided to be ugly because
even when I was pretty, 
you still didn't want to love me

- me trying to be Rupi Kaur

Random Thoughts About Relationships Part III

Girls with a type finish last because their options are limited. My cousin can move from boyfriend to boyfriend with ease because she has no types, and thus more options: it’s the basic laws of physics.

Dating is all about not limiting your options: I’ve been doing it all wrong because if you text multiple guys at once, you won’t feel hurt when one of them rejects or ignores you. This is how you avoid attachment and eventually heartbreak.

Think about it: every person you know in a relationship is with someone who is better than his or her ex. If that doesn’t help you move on, then think about how abusive he was.

When you don’t find many people attractive, you latch on to the first person you find attractive in two years and never let go of him…in your mind…until another attractive person comes along of course.